Holy hell, Disney is trying to kill us via overdose
Disney’s 2020 Investor Day bludgeoned us with previews, teases and announcements galore.
Category: Movies
A completely academic and scientific breakdown of social distancing-induced television viewing habits
As you’re aware, the ‘Rona is fucking up everyone’s day and our government was completely unprepared so now we allContinue Reading
Early 2000s Dance Battle: Center Stage vs. Save the Last Dance
Movies about dancing!
The Rise of Skywalker: fun and flashy, but a shallow end to the Star Wars Saga
SPOILER ALERT! THERE ARE SPOILERS WITHIN, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK! When Disney acquired Lucasfilm and announced that they wouldContinue Reading
An Alabama Take’s Star Wars Rankings
Before the final movie, our writers rank the rest from worst to best
What’s Summer Without Spider-Man?
After relishing in the magic of Avengers: Endgame, I wondered what more the Marvel Cinematic Universe could offer. That seemed likeContinue Reading
Martin Scorsese’s Netflix Story on Rolling Thunder Blasts The Past
There’s a chapter in Harper Lee’s seminal work To Kill a Mockingbird where innocent narrator Scout loses one more aspectContinue Reading
The 2019 Summer Movie Preview
The Alabama Take’s Summer Movie Preview: I’m there, I’m curious, and I’m out!
The Infinity Saga is over, now what?
[NOTE: There are SPOILERS AHEAD. STOP READING NOW IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN “Avengers: Endgame” — You’ve been warned.] Well,Continue Reading
It’s the Biggest Weekend of the Year (So Far)
The rut of bad movies are done. Summer is almost here. Music is in the air. People are already lookingContinue Reading
Review: The Near Perfection and Musicality of A Star Is Born
This review does not contain spoilers. When I first saw the preview trailer for A Star Is Born, Bradley Cooper’sContinue Reading
Eighth Grade is a Movie For Everyone
If it only could be measured, exactly how much of people’s need to fit in (or fear of not beingContinue Reading
The Importance of Being Ant-Man: The Summer Movie
Ant-Man and the Wasp felt like a movie in the MCU than one could skip. That’s not the case.
A Perfect Balm: ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ is One of the Best Documentaries Ever
It sounds hyperbolic, but Won’t You Be My Neighbor? is the most important film released in recent times.
A Quiet Place: New Classic Thriller or Another Short-Lived Hype Movie?
A look back on A Quiet Place: writer Ashley Gibbs gives her take on new horror.
