Meet Write-In Candidate for Governor, Jared Budlong
Samantha Simmons interviews write-in gubernatorial candidate, Jared Budlong.
Category: Politics
Making It Home
On the morning of August 20, in Bay Minette, Alabama, the younger brother of one of my high school classmates was pulled over for a broken taillight. Somehow, as a result of the sequence of events that followed, OJ French did not make it home.
The Culmination of Bush Era Comedy: Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
How a middling stoner comedy from the 2000s perfectly summarized its culture.
A Reflection on Modern American Greatness
It’s important to understand what we’re celebrating this 4th of July!
Bear, Shelby, and 2022 Primary
If Richard Shelby is the Bear Bryant of the Alabama Senators…
NFL’s Insurrection-style coverup
The NFL’s insurrection-style problem
Opinion: Progressives Could Risk Ruining Their Movement by Not Voting for Joe Biden
Play the game of the two-party system now, be progressive later.
Alabama Senate Race a Clustertrump
How low can we go?
Politics Are Sports
Time to vote, not stick to a side
Windmills are America’s Greatest Enemy
We need your help, Americans!
Could Trump be America’s most important President ever?
He may be more important than you think.
H*ck Auburn, And LSU, And Donald Trump Too
As the insert to the song goes…
Please, please, please shorten the election cycle
It is my earnest belief that election season should be reduced significantly, by law, to somewhere around 60-120 days.
A Roy Moore Presidency
With opinions of the current President and administration split straight down the middle with hardly any give, the 2020 electionContinue Reading
Happy 4th of July, I Guess
It’s no secret that I harbor a ton of unpopular opinions. Here: the 4th of July is the worst ofContinue Reading
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