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  • Happy 4th of July, I Guess

    Happy 4th of July, I Guess

    It’s no secret that I harbor a ton of unpopular opinions. Here: the 4th of July is the worst of all holidays. While it’s not utterly, completely shameful or thoroughly useless, it’s just way too close. And there aren’t any presents involved! Per the National Highway Traffic Safety Association, it’s the worst day for fatal…