Insert that Danny Glover line from Lethal Weapon here. Bama survives, A&M thrives, Lane jives, I once met a man from St. Ives... anyway, LSU kicks Brian Kelly to the curb, Vandy keeps on winning, we feel bad for State, we love what Willie Fritz is doing in Houston, TD is actually happy after a Ravens game, the NBA tips off and then we find out about some other tip offs, and the World Series is also mentioned.