Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith

[00:00:00] Hello there, my name is Corey and I am a Star War. And my name is Corey and I am a Star War.

[00:00:12] And my name is Jim and I am a Star War. And we are a Star War. Today we're going to cover

[00:00:20] Star Wars Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. And Corey was going to take on this for a second.

[00:00:32] He usually goes over some facts and figures before we get into the actual discussion. But we do have a point of order.

[00:00:38] We have some new action figures on the toy. Yes, on the toy and on the table. Yes, we do have one on the toy.

[00:00:46] Is that what I said? It is on the table. We got an Obi-Wan from the Black Series. Thank you, Carly. And we got a new wicket. Thank you, mom and dad.

[00:00:56] Wicket! That's good looking wicket. Yeah, this is one of the 40th anniversary reissues of Return of the Jedi. But they like upgrade it all of them.

[00:01:06] Yeah, and as always, the Black figures, Black Series look great. Obi-Wan looks great and now he wants to stand up. He's a little tipsy. He fucked him up.

[00:01:14] He's got a lot of robes. He do. So let's just for you, Corey Martin. What are some facts and figures about Revenge of the Sith? Revenge of the Sith. I'm glad you asked because I wrote them down.

[00:01:24] The title is Star War Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. Released May 19th, 2005.

[00:01:32] Corrected by George Lucas, $113 million budget, $868 million box office. It was only the second highest box office of the year. Number one.

[00:01:44] 2005. What were the rings, Ron? What were the rings? No. Not this time. Harry Potter. A god but a fire. A god but a fire. Yes.

[00:01:56] This movie was nominated for Best Makeup at the Oscars that year. It was the only nod it got. It's the only NOM.

[00:02:06] It was the only NOM that was given that year. Like, do you think if we continue down this trend of like shortening words that in the future is just going to be? Yeah, I got them.

[00:02:16] Okay, just checking. You heard it here first. Kevin Malone quote. He's like, hmm, why say so much? Yeah, why say a lot word when few word do trick?

[00:02:26] Yeah. But it did lose that it lost the Oscar to Narnia. The Chronicles of Narnia. The Chronicles of what? Narnia. All right.

[00:02:40] Oh, that's the room. This movie takes place three years after attack of the clones film.

[00:02:50] Which means that the entire attack of the clone clone wars cartoon is three years happens in the three years in between you know three earth years or it's three cycles. No. Sure. Okay. Yeah.

[00:03:07] We go to I think five different planets in this in this spent a lot of time on Coruscant. We know we end up on Mustafa. The place where he fights grievous is utapau.

[00:03:25] Yoda goes to Kashik Kashik. That's right, which is the wookie planet. Uh huh. And then we end on Tatooine at the very end when we're handing off the baby.

[00:03:36] You know, always got to go back to Tatooine. And if you watch the deleted scenes on Disney plus you also see Yoda land on Dagobah.

[00:03:47] Oh cool. I've never seen that he steps out of his little his little plane and goes. And cut. That's the whole scene. It's pretty sad.

[00:03:57] They put in a lot of work. Yeah. Somebody has seen somebody spent months and then they're like we're not using.

[00:04:03] Uh, that's all the facts that I have. That's the facts. All right. Um, so what do you love about this movie? What do you hate about this movie?

[00:04:14] Uh, this movie is my favorite of the trilogy prequels. To a lot of people, this movie is like the their favorite. I think it's people younger than us who see like the original trilogy is like pretty good.

[00:04:28] But it's like kind of dated. Mm hmm. To people younger than us. And then the prequels series is what they grew up with.

[00:04:36] And the first two even they know are not that great, but the third one. I mean the third one delivers on everything that you wanted from this trilogy.

[00:04:46] The other two suffer because they are all setting up this movie. Mm hmm. What do you think, Halls? Yeah, it had been a long time since I had watched this one start to finish.

[00:04:56] Uh, the night that I watched this one, I watched it a few weeks ago because we were supposed to record and then one of us got sick or something. I don't remember. Anyway, um, what it happened was I watched it in anticipation of this recording.

[00:05:11] And I will say that I was under the influence of something. And then by the time the third actor this movie rolled around, I was like yelling at the TV.

[00:05:22] I was hyped. Did you have full buy in? Were you on the ride? I was in and I was like, God either either this movie got a lot better after taking some time away from it or your gummy kicked in or something. Yeah, something happened.

[00:05:35] I will say that he was fucking, I enjoyed the hell out of it. I have watched this in a particular state of mind before and the part at the end where, um, Padme comes out and she's like, you're breaking my heart. You're going down a pat like,

[00:05:49] like, that's the best acting moment in this entire trilogy. And like that, like hit me. I was like, Oh, yeah, it's good. Now I understand why she died of sad. Yeah, she died of a broker.

[00:06:01] But then I sobered up and now I think it's done that she got so sad. She got so sad. She's a sucker.

[00:06:09] So yeah, let's rank the movie on your like one to 11 of all the movies.

[00:06:18] Because I don't this changes and it would be horrible at trying to figure out where they each would go number wise.

[00:06:26] I did this in the last out last episode. I'll just say what movies, I think it's better than right. It's better than a

[00:06:36] Fentimentus and attack of the clones for sure. Yeah, better than rises Skywalker. Yeah, better than the Force Awakens. Yeah.

[00:06:48] Um, it gets dicey from there probably. It's better than solo. Are we putting those in these? Or are we just focusing on the nine episodes?

[00:06:59] No, we're going one to 11. We'll do so or including Rogue. Okay. All right. Oh, which means that that's up next. Yeah, that'll be the next movie.

[00:07:07] Sweet. Yeah.

[00:07:09] So yeah, I don't think it's not better than Rogue one. It's not better than a new hope or empire or return the Jedi.

[00:07:18] Yeah, it might be better than returning the Jedi. But I feel like the wrecking is easy on what's your favorite and what's the least favorite.

[00:07:26] This is one of those in the middle where it's like, I don't know. Is it fifth six? I would say three.

[00:07:32] Yeah, I would say fifth. It's right there. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty close.

[00:07:39] Just but I don't think it's better than the last Jedi. James is telling me that it's his second favorite producer James.

[00:07:48] So what do we? What does this movie have that the other 11 movies don't other 10 movies don't?

[00:07:56] This movie did do the things that we wanted to happen in the prequels. I wanted them to happen earlier.

[00:08:05] How is like things earlier, but earlier. Yeah.

[00:08:09] I mean, we see Darth Vader become Darth Vader. Right. That was the payoff of the whole thing is this is what you're going to see.

[00:08:16] He's going to put that helmet on and he did. So it's, you know why it's such a big event in this movie is such a the turning point and all that.

[00:08:29] What they spent the last five hours of movie setting up. We had to spend two hours just so you know how much he loves his mom because he was once a little baby.

[00:08:41] At one time and then we spent a movie saying that we know how bad he can be because he was 19 and he was a dickhead.

[00:08:49] And then this movie is like, look, he's a general and he's really good at it.

[00:08:53] And he doesn't like it the did the thing that they did in the last movie.

[00:09:00] I'm like, make him do something bad. Give me a hint because when they in the opening scene, which is the most amazing maybe so.

[00:09:06] So I want to talk about that maybe the best opening. But when he's like, oh, I'm going to go back and help the clone troopers that are getting shot at and he's like, no, no, they'll do their job would he's still like, I want to help the troops.

[00:09:18] Right. Like they're still making him a good guy. They could have gone darker earlier.

[00:09:24] Yeah. They certainly went darker later.

[00:09:27] But did this. Yes.

[00:09:32] So I've been trying to think if this is true or not, is it the only time that we see Obi-Wan Kenobi in one of the movies Fire of Blaster?

[00:09:45] Oh, I hope so. Right.

[00:09:47] Is it makes such a big deal out of it when he when he kills Grievous. Yeah, and I can't on the picture of him using a blaster in either of the other movies anyway.

[00:09:57] But a new one makes a big deal about it's such a.

[00:10:00] Uncivilized yeah.

[00:10:02] Yeah.

[00:10:03] His black series action figure comes with one. I think that we're courier and I discussed because this also came with Lola from the TV show TV series.

[00:10:12] So maybe he used a blaster. He does use a blaster in the TV series. Yeah.

[00:10:17] But I think he's being uncivilized on purpose.

[00:10:21] Right. Well, he also forgot how to Jedi. Yeah. He wasn't Jedi.

[00:10:24] He lost all of his mojo. Yeah.

[00:10:27] Was he a ham miner?

[00:10:29] Like a whale miner. Yeah.

[00:10:31] Okay. A blubber. A blubber of the San C.

[00:10:35] Blubber getter. Blubber getter. Chopper. Chopper. Rapper. All right.

[00:10:40] Moving on. I think that's act one. Is that act one?

[00:10:43] We stop for a break here. Let's take a break. Yeah, let's take a break.

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[00:11:16] All right, then we're back. It looks like it's time for the four-slightening round.

[00:11:19] These will be quicker shorter answers.

[00:11:23] There will be both quick and short.

[00:11:26] And the question is shorter too. For example, where?

[00:11:30] Scene.

[00:11:32] Best scene. Best scene.

[00:11:34] It's not the best, but I wrote the Anakin when he finds out that Padme is pregnant.

[00:11:41] He said this is the happiest moment of my life.

[00:11:44] It was just nice to see him have a nice little moment with everything else that was going on.

[00:11:50] Everything that will go on.

[00:11:52] It was quick.

[00:11:54] Yeah, let's do it out.

[00:11:56] I just thought it was a pleasant little thing.

[00:11:59] I mean mine would be opening scene or most of our duel.

[00:12:09] I would put the spring time for Hitler and what's it called? What's the play they're watching?

[00:12:16] Squid Lake.

[00:12:18] Squid Lake. I would put the squid lake scene up there.

[00:12:21] Because of their...

[00:12:23] It's a really, really good scene.

[00:12:25] And it's...

[00:12:27] To me I feel like you're watching lore being created, right?

[00:12:31] Like what...

[00:12:33] And it had been, right?

[00:12:35] Yeah.

[00:12:37] And so like watching the actual persuasion and the lie and all that coming from Palpatine was really good.

[00:12:42] I like that.

[00:12:44] But you're right. The opening for this movie is one of the strongest.

[00:12:47] Is it the best opening scene?

[00:12:49] Of the movies?

[00:12:52] How about this, I can't think of a better opening one.

[00:12:55] I mean for nostalgia sake, it might be New Hope where the...

[00:13:00] The first time you see that little ship and then the big star destroyer come over you.

[00:13:06] Like that's Goosebumps still.

[00:13:08] That might be the best opening.

[00:13:10] But this is freaking close. It takes that and it amps it way up when we come in.

[00:13:14] Like that roller coaster drop over the thing into...

[00:13:17] And you're looking at the surface of Coruscant.

[00:13:19] And all of a sudden you see the scale where it's always been like a few ships circling a big ship.

[00:13:25] And now it's like, look at this is thousands of ships.

[00:13:29] Yeah.

[00:13:31] Thousands of them.

[00:13:32] And that's where the fun begins.

[00:13:33] That is where the fun begins.

[00:13:35] Yeah, what's next?

[00:13:37] Favorite line from this movie.

[00:13:40] There's some good ones.

[00:13:41] I'll go. I've got a couple of things written here.

[00:13:44] So I have two that I pointed out.

[00:13:47] This one was kind of funny.

[00:13:48] Anakin win like half the ship breaks apart and falls off and he just goes,

[00:13:52] we lost something.

[00:13:54] I think we lost something.

[00:13:56] And then also when Obi-Wan is like Anakin is a father isn't he?

[00:14:01] And they just look at it and says, I'm so sorry.

[00:14:04] Like man.

[00:14:07] These movies were not known for being the best well-written movies.

[00:14:11] Right?

[00:14:12] But that's fucking good.

[00:14:14] Yeah, that is very good.

[00:14:17] We get that line that I only have wrote down where he says the dark side is a pathway to many things people say.

[00:14:27] Many find unnatural.

[00:14:30] Yeah, yeah, that one.

[00:14:31] That's a good scene.

[00:14:33] Because that one gets called back.

[00:14:34] I like that one, but I also, I like Obi-Wan's line after they crash.

[00:14:41] Another happy landing.

[00:14:44] I mean, we also get you know, you were my brother.

[00:14:48] I loved you.

[00:14:51] I hate you.

[00:14:52] That part.

[00:14:53] We love you are the challenge on one.

[00:14:56] Good shit.

[00:14:57] Dark stuff.

[00:14:58] Yeah.

[00:15:00] What's next?

[00:15:01] Unlimited power.

[00:15:02] That happens on this movie.

[00:15:05] We'll get to that later.

[00:15:09] Best hero of this movie.

[00:15:11] Who's the hero of this movie?

[00:15:13] Obi-Wan?

[00:15:14] Yeah, I mean, Obi-Wan is the one that...

[00:15:17] I mean, it ultimately has to decide that he's got to fight his best friend and student.

[00:15:23] And this is kind of the Thanos moment, right?

[00:15:28] Like, Jesus Christ, what's the name of the first one?

[00:15:32] I don't like him because it was an infinity war.

[00:15:35] Right, Frank Fart.

[00:15:36] So like, Infinity War with Thanos as movie, right?

[00:15:39] In the movie.

[00:15:40] I think Palpatine is the antagonist.

[00:15:42] I mean, the protagonist in this movie.

[00:15:44] It's his story.

[00:15:45] Yeah.

[00:15:46] And he gets...

[00:15:47] I mean, it's his movie.

[00:15:49] Yeah, I think two-thirds of the movie happened in his office where he writes letters.

[00:15:55] He's dancing.

[00:15:56] Yeah.

[00:15:57] There is one scene where he's sitting there and he's got like a...

[00:16:00] I think it's the Death Star plans or whatever, but he's got it like pulled up.

[00:16:05] Is he an engineer?

[00:16:06] Is he in there like approving?

[00:16:08] Like, oh, at least ducks.

[00:16:09] I think should be six more inches apart.

[00:16:11] Like, what's he doing?

[00:16:12] Looking at plans.

[00:16:16] You gotta be a super vassadong.

[00:16:18] You gotta have your hands in all of it.

[00:16:21] I don't know.

[00:16:22] That's a good question.

[00:16:24] He's a hands-on kind of manager.

[00:16:26] I have to believe he is.

[00:16:28] I guess he is.

[00:16:29] He's all the way up in it.

[00:16:30] I mean, he did go in.

[00:16:32] Right, avocado?

[00:16:33] I have a avocado thing.

[00:16:35] So she definitely got an opinion.

[00:16:37] She don't like Palpatine either.

[00:16:39] Hates a siff.

[00:16:40] Hates him.

[00:16:41] Uh, do we have the best villain then?

[00:16:45] Hereover's villain?

[00:16:47] Darth Vader.

[00:16:48] Yeah, I'm just saying Anakin.

[00:16:50] Um, and my, my note to go along with that was that Hayden and Portman were both pretty

[00:16:57] fucking good.

[00:16:58] And they were all seen together.

[00:16:59] Yeah.

[00:17:00] Yeah.

[00:17:01] We shit on both of them on previous episodes for their acting.

[00:17:06] Um, we gave Hayden a little problem.

[00:17:09] And they're both phenomenal, phenomenal actors.

[00:17:11] Yeah, yeah.

[00:17:12] This was, you know, with what the A, what they were given, which this was the best script of all of the original trilogy.

[00:17:18] Pretty cool.

[00:17:19] Um, but also Lucas is a director, not very bueno.

[00:17:24] Um, yeah.

[00:17:25] So I put Anakin.

[00:17:26] I mean Padme does spend the first hour and a half of this movie just like on a balcony staring

[00:17:33] off into the distance, lamenting.

[00:17:35] I hope he's okay.

[00:17:37] So not my favorite.

[00:17:39] Uh, did you all say Anakin too?

[00:17:41] Yeah.

[00:17:42] Yes.

[00:17:43] Yeah.

[00:17:44] Yeah.

[00:17:45] Um, side character.

[00:17:47] I don't have anything.

[00:17:48] Grievous.

[00:17:49] Yeah, I guess that's Grievous.

[00:17:51] He's pretty cool.

[00:17:52] I was thinking about it last night.

[00:17:53] I wrote it down in here somewhere, but like going into this movie, we didn't have clomers yet.

[00:17:59] We don't know who General Grievous is at all.

[00:18:01] Right.

[00:18:02] He's a completely new guy and we meet him like five minutes in.

[00:18:06] And then we kill him 45 minutes later.

[00:18:09] Was he not in the attack of the cause?

[00:18:11] No.

[00:18:12] Oh, yeah, damn.

[00:18:13] So I'm like, this is a major character.

[00:18:16] He's in it for 45 minutes between the first time we've ever seen him and when he's killed.

[00:18:20] Get him a lot in the cartoon.

[00:18:23] Yeah.

[00:18:24] It's like that he's like the apprentice, I guess, of this film because Duku dies at the beginning.

[00:18:30] All right.

[00:18:31] And so he's like, or Duku taught me your lead, Virgeti ways or whatever he says that one time.

[00:18:38] Just that one time.

[00:18:39] Yeah.

[00:18:40] And then he's killed.

[00:18:41] But it's like they kind of repeat throughout the trilogy that the apprentice is very disposable.

[00:18:50] All three of them have died now, true to make way for Vader.

[00:18:55] All right.

[00:18:56] Next question.

[00:18:57] All right.

[00:18:58] Next lightning round question.

[00:18:59] Best setting.

[00:19:00] Loose to far.

[00:19:02] That balcony.

[00:19:03] That green screen.

[00:19:07] The flower draped balcony where she sat crying and cradling her belly.

[00:19:12] That one, not that one.

[00:19:14] His office is kind of wild.

[00:19:17] And it's office like where he does his taxes.

[00:19:21] Palpatine's office where he's just got like giant black vases full of sith.

[00:19:27] He's always got some style though.

[00:19:29] All right.

[00:19:30] Next question.

[00:19:31] The best ship.

[00:19:32] There's not a lot of ships in this one.

[00:19:33] There's like the big ships in the beginning.

[00:19:34] They are in their little star cruisers in the beginning.

[00:19:37] That's cool.

[00:19:38] And there's like another big beautiful Naboo ship at the end that they take to most of

[00:19:55] the ship.

[00:19:56] I like the missile that turns into the little bad attitude droids in the beginning and

[00:20:00] that opening action sequence.

[00:20:02] Like they've got this classic side wonder looking missile that's, you know, heat seeker.

[00:20:07] And it turns into a couple of little pistol robots.

[00:20:10] Yeah.

[00:20:11] Oh yeah.

[00:20:12] Would you say it's a piss missile?

[00:20:13] It's a piss missile.

[00:20:14] It's a piss missile.

[00:20:15] It's a piss.

[00:20:16] It's a piss.

[00:20:17] Best chase.

[00:20:18] All these movies have a chase.

[00:20:20] But it might be just them racing through in the beginning.

[00:20:25] I was going to say, I think the beginning is the chase.

[00:20:29] It's 23 minutes from start to another happy landing.

[00:20:36] It's 23 minutes of nonstop.

[00:20:38] Damn.

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] Awesomeness in the beginning of this movie which is them flying to it and then getting to the

[00:20:45] room and then killing Duku.

[00:20:48] Saving Palpatine and then landing like all that stuff.

[00:20:51] But it's like red it's had a tattoo doesn't stop for the first 23 minutes.

[00:20:56] But that really is the only chase, right?

[00:20:58] Yeah.

[00:20:59] Or less.

[00:21:00] Oh no, no, no.

[00:21:01] Obi-Wan's chasing of Grievous on Utipao when he's riding a furry lizard dragon.

[00:21:07] So yeah, there's a second act chase sequence.

[00:21:10] I never really loved that part of that.

[00:21:13] I like the sound that the animal makes.

[00:21:15] It's kind of interesting that we're not this run as fast as that like you need.

[00:21:21] We all think if you try to run a cycle, it's not that easy.

[00:21:25] No, but by the way, neither of I.

[00:21:29] But if you have six hands, it's easier.

[00:21:31] True.

[00:21:32] I think what do you think?

[00:21:34] Remember six hands.

[00:21:36] You know five of them are busy.

[00:21:38] Yeah, I mean, we were still talking about chase.

[00:21:42] Well, no, he was.

[00:21:45] That's a it's an honest question.

[00:21:48] The answer is he was talking about the speed difference between the feathered animal that Obi-Wan

[00:21:54] is riding versus the human a cycle that Grievous is driving.

[00:21:58] Yeah, which one is faster?

[00:22:00] Yeah, let's say the cycle right.

[00:22:02] Right should be.

[00:22:04] Maybe that fucking lizard is Cheetah like we don't know.

[00:22:08] I think the Cheetah lizard can probably like maneuver on the ground better.

[00:22:15] I think it's going to come up later later.

[00:22:18] So what's the best fight of this?

[00:22:21] I mean, it's got to be musically fast.

[00:22:23] It's that I also I really do like Anakin and Obi-Wan versus Duke.

[00:22:29] That sequence though.

[00:22:31] At the beginning.

[00:22:32] Yeah, that shit was real good.

[00:22:34] It was good.

[00:22:35] But yeah, I think it's got to be Anakin and Obi-Wan.

[00:22:38] Watching in again last night the thing that bugged me is that I was because I'm so excited

[00:22:45] to get to that because I know it's so good and that it's so cinematic and just the explosions

[00:22:49] behind them and all that stuff.

[00:22:51] It's so awesome.

[00:22:52] But they have it in her cut with Yoda fighting Garcidius which is another like cheese ball

[00:23:01] super ninja bouncing around thing.

[00:23:04] I'm just like this is so ridiculous.

[00:23:06] Like and it's in her cut with the two so they're about that and it's end time.

[00:23:09] I wish it wasn't like that.

[00:23:13] I think Yoda should have been injured.

[00:23:17] Okay.

[00:23:18] In order 66 and then they're putting him in a thing and they're like here we're going to send you

[00:23:22] to a swamp and he's like okay, you got to go and kill either the emperor or Darth Vader

[00:23:30] and then it make Obi-Wan go cheese.

[00:23:32] And then Obi-Wan goes to kill Anakin.

[00:23:36] That's what it should have been.

[00:23:38] I just rewrote it.

[00:23:39] That's amazing in the lightning round.

[00:23:41] That's not where that belongs.

[00:23:42] That's not where that belongs.

[00:23:43] Oh, let's get nerdy I think.

[00:23:46] Best outfit.

[00:23:47] I mean Vader gets the glow up.

[00:23:57] Right.

[00:23:59] Brand new smells like a new car.

[00:24:02] Fine for Indian leather.

[00:24:03] Ain't been sweated good yet in.

[00:24:05] Right?

[00:24:06] No, no sweated.

[00:24:08] Probably smells like a clean barber shop inside that thing.

[00:24:13] What about the what was the question best outfit?

[00:24:20] No, yeah.

[00:24:21] That's got to be it.

[00:24:24] I thought Palpatine looked pretty spiffy there at the Swan Lake.

[00:24:30] Swan Lake.

[00:24:31] So he already had all the black robes with the big hoods.

[00:24:34] It's like a turnout.

[00:24:35] Because he keeps it on the outside and then solid.

[00:24:38] When his burner phone goes off and he has to make a Darth City is called.

[00:24:42] Right.

[00:24:43] It puts his hat back on.

[00:24:45] So he's already had all that stuff.

[00:24:49] Okay.

[00:24:50] Best toy from this film.

[00:24:53] I don't remember.

[00:24:54] I don't know.

[00:24:55] I don't think I was still buying toys at this time.

[00:24:58] I want to go back to his outfit for a second.

[00:25:01] I think that Palpatine and was it Lucius Luson?

[00:25:05] What's his name?

[00:25:06] What was Garzgard's name from Andor?

[00:25:08] Lucius Malfoy.

[00:25:09] Yeah, Lucius Malfoy.

[00:25:10] That guy.

[00:25:11] I think that guy and Palpatine shop at the same tailor.

[00:25:17] Coruscantian tailor.

[00:25:18] Find Coruscantian tailor.

[00:25:21] Okay.

[00:25:22] I digress.

[00:25:23] I yield the floor.

[00:25:25] What is the next subject?

[00:25:30] Best use of the force.

[00:25:33] Yoda slinging the Emperor is what I wrote.

[00:25:38] He eats him across the road.

[00:25:41] He does.

[00:25:42] He does walk in and just throw his hands up and murder

[00:25:46] as the two guards and red.

[00:25:49] Boom.

[00:25:50] Fuck them guards.

[00:25:52] Well, he chokes out his wife who is pregnant and crying.

[00:25:56] That's not good.

[00:25:57] No.

[00:25:58] It's a bad use of the force.

[00:26:00] Is that the worst use of the force?

[00:26:02] Bad.

[00:26:03] It's bad.

[00:26:04] I don't know.

[00:26:05] What else comes to mind?

[00:26:06] How about the elevator jet-eye jump up and down?

[00:26:12] And catch?

[00:26:13] Like, you were three years old or four years old

[00:26:15] on an elevator and you thought,

[00:26:16] if I jump right before it lands, I'll float.

[00:26:18] Right?

[00:26:19] That's what Anakin does in that opening sequence

[00:26:22] when they're trying to save the chancellor.

[00:26:24] That's true.

[00:26:25] And he uses the force elevator shaft,

[00:26:27] escape maneuver jump.

[00:26:28] That's in the sacred jet-eye text.

[00:26:31] The sacred jet-eye death.

[00:26:33] And that's also if he hold down X and Y at the same time

[00:26:37] and then toggle left, right back and forth

[00:26:40] on Thursdays.

[00:26:41] He does that in the game.

[00:26:44] Is this movie woke?

[00:26:49] Probably the child murder?

[00:26:53] That's rough.

[00:26:54] That part's tough.

[00:26:55] Still tough.

[00:26:56] You know where the children are killed?

[00:26:58] Oh yeah, the younglings you mean?

[00:27:00] That hasn't come up yet but yeah, children are killed.

[00:27:03] Pretty brutal.

[00:27:04] Yeah.

[00:27:07] So that part's bad.

[00:27:10] There's nothing real.

[00:27:11] I mean, I guess the, those like,

[00:27:16] the racist Chinese voice device really?

[00:27:21] So I didn't make any notes except for one.

[00:27:25] And the note was,

[00:27:27] I think the vice-roy in this movie is trying to talk

[00:27:33] as though he has the Asian tropy accent

[00:27:36] but doing an American voice.

[00:27:39] Cause he kind of has an American

[00:27:41] John Wayne kind of swagger to his line.

[00:27:44] Oh no, I gotta go.

[00:27:46] Yeah, they didn't make it better.

[00:27:52] I said, oh no, race chase.

[00:27:57] British all of a sudden.

[00:27:59] Put an F bomb in this movie?

[00:28:02] I put absolute fucking power.

[00:28:05] That's a good one.

[00:28:07] I fucking hate you.

[00:28:09] Yeah.

[00:28:10] What about you?

[00:28:12] Sideburns.

[00:28:13] Cheeseburger?

[00:28:15] Sideburns.

[00:28:17] Absolute fucking power.

[00:28:20] Yeah, that's pretty good.

[00:28:22] What about you?

[00:28:23] Sideburns.

[00:28:25] I just said one.

[00:28:26] Oh, you do?

[00:28:27] I think he said absolute fucking power.

[00:28:29] Did you?

[00:28:30] No, I said the other thing.

[00:28:32] God damn it.

[00:28:34] Cut all this out.

[00:28:35] No.

[00:28:36] You might be producing this episode.

[00:28:39] I fucking hate you.

[00:28:40] I fucking hate you.

[00:28:41] Oh, I fucking hate you.

[00:28:42] I fucking hate you is my goal.

[00:28:43] You would say that.

[00:28:44] I did say that.

[00:28:45] That's all I got for lighting round.

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[00:29:19] This is part three of episode three.

[00:29:22] Sif.

[00:29:23] Sif.

[00:29:24] This next round is just let's get nerdy with it.

[00:29:30] We're just going to kind of open it up.

[00:29:31] Let's get opening it up.

[00:29:32] If you guys want to talk about any big topics

[00:29:35] anything on your mind and any.

[00:29:37] I have a couple of notes.

[00:29:38] I didn't go in on all of them.

[00:29:40] I think the only one I answered was,

[00:29:43] do we have any halahails or when you think about it?

[00:29:47] So my first one is who were those first two punk ass Jedi

[00:29:51] that got killed so quickly by Palpatine when they tried to arrest him?

[00:29:55] My God, I wrote this down also.

[00:29:57] They didn't even get their sabers in the air to try to fight.

[00:30:00] And then also, how were the other Jedi in the galaxy found?

[00:30:05] If most were killed by clones,

[00:30:07] then it's not a far stretch to think that there could be

[00:30:10] a lot more out there.

[00:30:11] The Emperor only says that the rest will be hunted and defeated.

[00:30:15] I think it's because the.

[00:30:18] The clones are assigned to the Jedi's.

[00:30:21] The Jedi's are the field commanders, right?

[00:30:23] And so the clones are all the Jedi are deployed fighting the war.

[00:30:29] And I think they all got a team of clones wrapped around them.

[00:30:32] That's what I think.

[00:30:33] But clearly there were 4800 Jedi's that escaped orders 66

[00:30:38] soon to come on a Disney plus series near you.

[00:30:42] There have been some other Jedi's.

[00:30:45] They found them.

[00:30:46] Breaking news.

[00:30:48] That's not breaking news.

[00:30:51] Breaking news.

[00:30:52] Yeah, I was also concerned about

[00:30:55] Mace Windu was like, we got to go get the Sith Lord.

[00:31:00] Let's go arrest him.

[00:31:02] You three come with me.

[00:31:04] And then those three were dead within five seconds.

[00:31:07] Like the first two, you're right.

[00:31:09] Didn't even get their hands out of their pockets.

[00:31:12] And then the third one was like, and then he was gone.

[00:31:16] So like, I know that like we've seen Anakin

[00:31:20] and we've seen Obi-Wan and we know they're good at what they do.

[00:31:25] And we know they're probably the best at what they do.

[00:31:28] Are the other Jedi like real bad?

[00:31:31] Maybe all of the Jedi?

[00:31:33] That we have seen.

[00:31:34] That we think that Obi-Wan and Anakin are so good.

[00:31:37] Yeah, maybe that's why there was that have to go and do everything.

[00:31:40] Because the rest of them are all just worthless.

[00:31:45] Oh boy.

[00:31:46] My words were punk ass bears.

[00:31:48] They might be.

[00:31:49] But look, also I was thinking about this if we want to get deep for a second.

[00:31:53] Or just punk ass Jedi.

[00:31:54] I'm sorry.

[00:31:55] So the Jedi are stolen from their families as babies

[00:31:59] because they move a rock or something.

[00:32:01] You can do this so you're coming with me.

[00:32:03] Right.

[00:32:04] They steal them and they indoctrinate them into this monkhood

[00:32:08] where they learn to kill with light and whatever.

[00:32:15] What if they're not good at it?

[00:32:16] What if like, what if you get to be like a rock once?

[00:32:20] Do you get to be like 11 or 12 and they're like,

[00:32:22] they're like pick up the lightsaber and you're like,

[00:32:24] you're like, you're on the practice of putting people's arms off

[00:32:27] and shit.

[00:32:28] Like you're just.

[00:32:29] I don't know what to do with it.

[00:32:30] Yeah.

[00:32:31] And they're like, turn it off.

[00:32:32] And they're like, it causes just disasters.

[00:32:36] It's like the bad match before Jedi.

[00:32:38] You just do get a new series.

[00:32:39] Do you get expelled instead of being highly trained killers?

[00:32:43] They're just neurotic morons.

[00:32:46] Like I guess that's why they have like,

[00:32:48] they have like a Jedi like archives

[00:32:51] and there's people that work there.

[00:32:52] Those must be the ones where they were like,

[00:32:54] look, you're not going to get a sword.

[00:32:57] But can you find my expense report?

[00:32:59] But we do need accountants.

[00:33:01] And so maybe if you could take this course,

[00:33:03] you can be a Jedi accountant.

[00:33:05] It's just as good.

[00:33:07] We stole your family.

[00:33:08] Like they don't have anywhere else to come.

[00:33:10] Those that can't do teachers what?

[00:33:13] And those who can or accountants.

[00:33:15] And I don't mean that person.

[00:33:16] That's just the saying, but it's not always.

[00:33:18] It's not all he's fucking true.

[00:33:19] It's not all he's fucking true.

[00:33:20] I'm saying.

[00:33:21] I mean, I didn't say it.

[00:33:22] But other people will say that.

[00:33:23] You don't know what I mean.

[00:33:24] It's earlier.

[00:33:25] We're there.

[00:33:26] Other orders.

[00:33:30] In those chips.

[00:33:31] Wasn't your example.

[00:33:32] Wasn't your example like order 37 was bring me some not to.

[00:33:36] Yeah.

[00:33:37] And like they cloned us to risk it.

[00:33:39] And every once in a while,

[00:33:40] he's like, he pulls the thing out.

[00:33:41] And he's like, he's like,

[00:33:43] Commander Cody, it's time to execute orders 74.

[00:33:48] And they're like pizza.

[00:33:49] Yes.

[00:33:50] 74 pizza.

[00:33:51] Somebody get pizza.

[00:33:52] And what if they were all like that except order 66?

[00:33:58] Like none of them were heinous.

[00:33:59] All of them are like food related.

[00:34:01] Go get this.

[00:34:02] Go get that.

[00:34:03] Let's have a party.

[00:34:04] It's time for a pillow fight.

[00:34:05] Yeah.

[00:34:06] So that was order 37.

[00:34:07] According to the according to the text this morning,

[00:34:09] order 37 is destroy all beans in the galaxy.

[00:34:13] Order 12.

[00:34:14] Everybody just start pretending like Miley Cyrus is a good singer.

[00:34:18] Yeah.

[00:34:19] And then they're just they don't have any choice,

[00:34:22] but to think Miley Cyrus is good.

[00:34:24] All right.

[00:34:25] Well, that kind of flies in the face of my theory of all of the other orders being fun and playful

[00:34:30] and 66 being the only one.

[00:34:32] I mean, it's good if you want Miley Cyrus to be successful.

[00:34:35] Well, but I mean, think about it.

[00:34:36] If you're conditioned.

[00:34:37] If you don't think that she brings anything to the table,

[00:34:41] other than her, other than her wrecking ball.

[00:34:43] Other than her wrecking ball.

[00:34:44] Right.

[00:34:45] Man, you hate Miley Cyrus.

[00:34:47] No, that was Palpatine.

[00:34:49] I just wrote it down.

[00:34:50] He was channeling the Sith Lord.

[00:34:53] When they're sitting in the opera and he's talking and he's and Palpatine is like, yeah,

[00:35:01] this dude could actually like make babies out of the force.

[00:35:08] Did any part of Anakin right there be like, hey, I don't have a dad.

[00:35:13] Has he ever asked anybody like, hey, oh, we want to tell me a thing again about how I don't have a dad?

[00:35:19] But I had a mom and I was born, but I don't have a dad.

[00:35:24] He was a force, but he never asked that again.

[00:35:27] He just like went on with his life.

[00:35:29] He's like, well, I'll discuss this ever.

[00:35:31] It's kind of like religion.

[00:35:33] You just told there's a God and a Jesus that loves you.

[00:35:37] And has there ever been any proof that this shit happened?

[00:35:40] Oh, shit.

[00:35:42] Damn.

[00:35:43] This just got controversial.

[00:35:44] I wrote a book one time and the whole hour is easily parted and things that have never happened ever before.

[00:35:50] I mean, bring it on and we don't have people that aren't going to listen anymore because of what you're saying.

[00:35:55] But it's exciting.

[00:35:56] I'm saying such dangerous things.

[00:35:58] Nah, everybody, this is the thing.

[00:36:01] We're all going to hell anyway.

[00:36:03] We lose Drew.

[00:36:04] We lose Drew.

[00:36:05] We're so sorry.

[00:36:06] What was the prompt?

[00:36:09] How do we bring it back to the real?

[00:36:12] This was a Drew's thing, I think.

[00:36:14] Should I cut that out?

[00:36:15] No.

[00:36:16] No.

[00:36:17] Okay, so since we're by a friend of the show Drew, let me pull this up from our DMs.

[00:36:23] We got DMs, y'all.

[00:36:26] I still think like Order 66, right?

[00:36:28] So they're rolling in.

[00:36:29] They got Order 66.

[00:36:31] They still think that it's just like Funnians and salsa, right?

[00:36:36] Like, that's a weird one but all right.

[00:36:38] Yeah.

[00:36:39] And then they're like, why are we carrying our guns?

[00:36:41] Like, why am I mad at Jedi Floyd over there?

[00:36:44] Yeah.

[00:36:45] Right?

[00:36:46] Like, what if they were betrayed by the fact that all of the other orders were about fast food and pizza?

[00:36:51] And the one time they show up and they got to kill people like the clones were betrayed.

[00:36:55] And their mouths are watering because they thought it was Funnians and salsa.

[00:36:59] They're like foods coming from right?

[00:37:01] Yes.

[00:37:02] All right.

[00:37:03] I'm going to read this from Drew.

[00:37:05] It says, Count Duku really had a good head on his shoulders.

[00:37:09] And this is from this is from the Star Wars underscore Sits on Instagram.

[00:37:18] So I'm just going to read it.

[00:37:20] It says the Jedi Order's problem is Yoda.

[00:37:22] No being can wield that kind of power for centuries without becoming complacent at best or corrupt at most or at worst.

[00:37:30] Sorry.

[00:37:31] He has no idea that it's overtaking him.

[00:37:34] He no longer sees all the little cumulative evils that the Republic tolerates and fosters from slavery to endless wars.

[00:37:42] And he never asks why are we not acting to stop this?

[00:37:47] Shit, this really small text and I'm getting a lot of this is going to be a joke.

[00:37:55] Seriously live alongside competitive competition for too long and you no longer notice the stench.

[00:38:02] The Jedi cannot help the slaves of Tatooine but they can fall they can help the slave masters.

[00:38:09] And then it's a reaction emoji or meme from Malcolm in the middle.

[00:38:13] It says, well, I can't find a flaw in this logic.

[00:38:18] And and I yield the floor to you for him.

[00:38:20] I'm going to hold that face for a second.

[00:38:22] Corey, I got to get a picture of this is thinking face he hungry.

[00:38:27] Okay.

[00:38:28] He's still thinking about Funyuns and salsa.

[00:38:30] So they're bad and so the Jedi are bad.

[00:38:34] Yoda is what this thing is claiming.

[00:38:37] Yoda's like the worst like Trump.

[00:38:41] It felt like Trump.

[00:38:42] I felt like they were talking about Trump the whole time.

[00:38:45] I think everything's about Trump.

[00:38:46] And I think it was about Yoda.

[00:38:48] I'm sickly obsessed with him.

[00:38:50] I mean, yeah, throughout the whole prequels,

[00:38:53] I've also been wondering if we're supposed to think the Jedi are stupid or did Lucas say,

[00:38:59] I'm going to write these about Vader and how stupid the Jedi are.

[00:39:04] Because I don't feel like it's, I don't feel like it,

[00:39:06] I still don't feel like things came out the way that he planned it.

[00:39:11] But we're finding more in it than he put is what I'm thinking.

[00:39:15] But yeah, there's the fun when they get to Palpatine when they're saving him at the beginning.

[00:39:23] And he says be careful, Duke is a Sith Lord.

[00:39:27] Obi-Wan's trying to say Sith Lords are our speciality.

[00:39:32] That's the sassy as he's ever been.

[00:39:35] And it's the like most like Sith Lords,

[00:39:39] we love him killing every day.

[00:39:42] Obi-Wan, maybe you know who I am.

[00:39:44] Was he still kind of channeling a little bass lerman?

[00:39:47] Yeah, a little Mulan Rouge.

[00:39:49] And so, and I mean,

[00:39:51] I feel like that was pretty clear indication that he meant for us to see their hubris

[00:39:56] and men for us to see how dumb they were.

[00:39:59] And he's just like,

[00:40:00] Yes, I'm sorry.

[00:40:02] What do you think, boss?

[00:40:03] Phantom Menace was still a phantom.

[00:40:05] Phantom.

[00:40:06] Batmang.

[00:40:07] And then in the whole third trilogy,

[00:40:10] he's a phantom, too,

[00:40:11] because they don't even mention him until the very end.

[00:40:14] Somehow.

[00:40:15] He was still a phantom.

[00:40:16] Somehow.

[00:40:17] That dude was always a phantom.

[00:40:20] Batmang.

[00:40:21] What else do you guys want to talk about?

[00:40:24] I would like to give a shout out to all of the VFX people on this one,

[00:40:28] because I know I said some opinions about some of the renderings on Attack of the Clones.

[00:40:33] This movie looks great.

[00:40:35] It looks great.

[00:40:36] Like they did such a phenomenal job of blending the live action with the green screen

[00:40:43] and with the composite.

[00:40:44] All of that opening sequence in the beginning of them flying through the, you know,

[00:40:49] crazy battlefield.

[00:40:51] It looks so good.

[00:40:53] Like they figured out a way to blend things.

[00:40:55] It just looks fantastic.

[00:40:57] Thumbs up.

[00:40:58] Loved it.

[00:40:59] Agreed.

[00:41:00] Something happened between 2000 and 2003.

[00:41:03] Significant job.

[00:41:04] Yeah.

[00:41:05] Something came out.

[00:41:06] Yeah.

[00:41:07] The change to everything made everything faster.

[00:41:09] I could not phones around what.

[00:41:11] 2000, three.

[00:41:12] They didn't shoot this movie on a fucking iPhone.

[00:41:14] I mean, I know that, but I'm saying like.

[00:41:17] They got that technology, you know.

[00:41:20] But of course the iPhones now have more processing power and resolution than they did back then.

[00:41:26] Yeah.

[00:41:27] Well, that's true probably right?

[00:41:29] And no, they're not better cameras.

[00:41:31] Don't at me.

[00:41:32] I want to piggyback on what Corey was talking about about how bad religion is.

[00:41:37] Is this movie the sci-fi passion of the Christ?

[00:41:47] I mean, it certainly has elements of it.

[00:41:49] Because I feel like passion of the Christ was like, oh, I really want to see how bad they tortured this dude.

[00:41:55] Like, oh, it's the most torture anybody's ever shown on TV.

[00:41:58] It's my Jesus.

[00:42:00] And I feel like when we went into this movie, we were, we wanted Vader and we were like, fuck,

[00:42:07] Vader has to get all of his freaking arms and legs cut off.

[00:42:10] He's got to get burnt up.

[00:42:11] He's got to go through all of his shit.

[00:42:13] By his best fucking friend.

[00:42:14] We're going to see it in this movie.

[00:42:16] And then we did and then we wanted it to be gory and he sure enough gets cut into six pieces and then lit on fire while his friend is like, I'm stealing your sword too.

[00:42:27] You could have correct me if I'm wrong.

[00:42:29] But we had no idea that any of that should happen before we just knew that like Anakin ends up in this suit to help him live and breathe.

[00:42:36] But we ain't no, he lost all his goddamn arms and legs, right?

[00:42:40] Right.

[00:42:41] I don't think we knew there he's more machine than man, but we don't we never knew what was what in there.

[00:42:46] And I'm just going to say in that sequence specifically the part when Anakin bursts into flames.

[00:42:53] Like there is this heightened battle.

[00:42:57] There's this heightened battle sequence, you know, of them flipping around and fighting each other and Anakin, you know, getting the low ground and all that all that shit.

[00:43:05] Right.

[00:43:06] And they're coming off that high, right? That adrenaline high.

[00:43:11] And you know, Anakin's down.

[00:43:13] Obi-Wan cut his arms and legs off and now they're pleading with one another and he's just like, I love to you.

[00:43:18] You were my brother and he was like, I hate you and you're the worst person and I'm so mad at you.

[00:43:24] And it kind of goes on for a few minutes.

[00:43:26] It's all the fucking while Anakin is slowly sliding into a river of lava.

[00:43:33] He bursts into flames slowly from the bottom up slowly crawls up his back and Obi-Wan is like getting his check in his pockets to make sure he's got his car keys.

[00:43:45] And Anakin is slipping into a river fire and Obi-Wan is like, man, I sure do.

[00:43:54] We had a good run, man.

[00:43:57] I love you so much.

[00:43:59] I can't even bother to walk in here.

[00:44:01] And then he walks away.

[00:44:03] He just walks away slowly and Anakin is like, what the fuck?

[00:44:08] I will literally not piss on you if you are on fire right now.

[00:44:12] That's how much he changed.

[00:44:15] It's just couple minutes.

[00:44:18] Okay, good. I'm glad it wasn't just me.

[00:44:21] You know, when they're like trying to fan him down.

[00:44:24] I'm sitting in my answer for his wallet.

[00:44:26] I'm stealing your sword too, bitch.

[00:44:29] Right, it's my lightsaber.

[00:44:31] Yeah, it's my lightsaber now.

[00:44:33] You lost these fucking privileges.

[00:44:36] They've been revoked.

[00:44:38] You would never have a fucking master.

[00:44:41] I got you laser sword.

[00:44:45] I do have a how to hell though when they bring it when the emperor gets there and finds his little charred remains.

[00:44:54] And he's like, he's like, go fetch a hell of pad thing for us to put him on and they go and get it whatever stretcher.

[00:45:03] Space gurney.

[00:45:05] It's exactly long enough for him without legs.

[00:45:10] What?

[00:45:13] When they're carrying him to the ship and he's kind of, oh, he doesn't have his legs or anything.

[00:45:19] And they just, you just see him laying there.

[00:45:21] And the stretcher, if he had legs, would be way too short.

[00:45:26] So you're saying that they had one of two conversations in the ship.

[00:45:30] Go on. Get the full grown person one.

[00:45:32] Bring this. Hey, bring the stretcher.

[00:45:34] Did you see him? He doesn't have any legs.

[00:45:37] Did they either go, oh, well, we'll print a new one in our 3D printer and have one that's the right size.

[00:45:42] Or did one of the guys go, I fucking get the one for the kids.

[00:45:45] Yeah, bring him the kitty one.

[00:45:47] I guess I think it's more like that.

[00:45:50] Yeah, that's all.

[00:45:54] It's very weird.

[00:45:55] So I guess that's it right?

[00:45:57] No one has any final thoughts.

[00:46:00] I mean, I mentioned earlier, but I really enjoyed this movie a lot.

[00:46:03] I love this movie.

[00:46:04] It's grim, but it's wonderful.

[00:46:06] Does it land the plane of the trilogy?

[00:46:09] Does it?

[00:46:10] Yes.

[00:46:11] See what it's supposed to do.

[00:46:12] I think so.

[00:46:13] Yeah, I think so.

[00:46:15] That's it.

[00:46:16] That's it.

[00:46:17] That's it.

[00:46:18] That's it.

[00:46:19] That's it.

[00:46:20] Producer James.

[00:46:21] That's three strikes, buddy.

[00:46:22] You're out.

[00:46:23] You're fired.

[00:46:24] I gave you the first two.

[00:46:25] You know, say what were you guys saying?

[00:46:27] I'm sorry.

[00:46:28] Oh, for sure.

[00:46:29] It's a favorite soundtrack.

[00:46:30] Yeah, producer James loves this one because he was a,

[00:46:33] he was a, he was a week child as you mentioned in the last episode.

[00:46:36] Yeah, so it's different.

[00:46:38] It's different for you.

[00:46:40] I guess that's it then.

[00:46:42] We just fired producer James who was on first, first episode.

[00:46:45] So it's been a good run.

[00:46:47] RIP.

[00:46:48] But yeah, that's it.

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