picks of the week
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Picks in a Parking Lot 2: Pro Futbol Talk
The nightmare continues. More disastrous picks! More parking lot! Rated R! https://anchor.fm/trey-irby/episodes/Episode-2-When-A-Stranger-Bets-on-the-NFL-e5kk29
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Picks In a Parking Lot — Episode 1
Never mind anyone else. This is the only set of thoughts you’ll need for college football — or any other sport Trey Irby desires to prognosticate! Let the glory of college football — nay, all sports — abound with these predictions. (Consider yourself lucky you’re getting these for free and Edgar Rice Burroughs approved.)…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Championship Week
We are not experts (though our percentages are better than some of the experts, god dammit). If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money. Though you never know! It’s entirely possible that you’ll be able to pay off all those student loans that you owe from going to these universities! Each…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Twelve
We are not experts (though our percentages are better than some of the experts). If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money. Though you never know: it’s entirely possible that you’ll be able to pay off all those student loans! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Eleven
We are not experts (though our percentages are better than some of the experts). If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money. Though you never know: it’s entirely possible that you’ll be able to pay off all those student loans! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Ten
We are not experts. If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money. But you know what?! It’s entirely possible that you’ll finally be able to pay off all those student loans! You never know! Ride the snake! Play these lines! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Nine
We are not experts. If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money. But you know what?! It’s entirely possible that you’ll finally be able to pay off all those student loans! You never know! Ride the snake! Play these lines! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Eight
We are not experts. If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money, though it’s entirely possible that you’ll finally be able to pay off all those student loans! You never know! Ride the snake! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give their best guess at the best…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Five
Let’s be clear: we are not experts. If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be lose money or maybe you’ll be able to pay off all those student loans! You never know! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give their best guess at the best bets with the lowest…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Four
Let’s be clear: we are not experts. If you go by these picks, you’re bound to be upset or maybe you’ll be able to pay off all those student loans! You never know! Each week, two crazy, lazy writers at The Alabama Take give their best guess at the best bets with the lowest stress.…
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Takes on College Football: Against the Spread, Week Two
Let’s be clear: we are not experts. If you go by these, you’re bound to lose money, maybe a lot. But who knows? Each week, a few writers at The Alabama Take give their best guess at the best bets with the lowest stress. It’s our college football picks of the week! 2018 ATS…
